At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
