I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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