Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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