arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
The feeling are messing with the penis
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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