69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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