you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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