You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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