i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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