People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
