Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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