Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
