i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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