fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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