Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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