Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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