i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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