I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I think a kid would responsible me up
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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