she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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