Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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