Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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