He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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