Operation Purity has been aborted
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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