There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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