I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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