do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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