Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Randomize
