Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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