Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm going to jail i love you
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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