Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I can't trust your balls anymore.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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