She announced her abortion via fbk
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
