Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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