Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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