Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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