I love black thongs
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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