gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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