JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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