So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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