ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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