Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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