My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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