Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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