It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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