He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Your topless pictures make me question reality
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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