He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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