i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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