Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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