Dual....:-)
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
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