hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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