Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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