i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
a search helicopter?!
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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