I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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