Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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