Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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