just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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